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I Have it All Figured Out

Allison Divine
3 min readDec 30, 2019

So, I finally figured life out.

Mama, by A Bridges

Well, I figured out a small part of life, and that feels pretty good to me and pretty bad at the same time. It goes something like this:

If people weren’t so dishonest, I wouldn’t be so confused.

It seems ridiculous to say it out loud, but go ahead and do it anyway.

Now, let me explain.

We will even set aside my day job for this.

Let’s just concentrate on my real life as a person who’s trying to be a mom, wife, grandmother, entrepreneur, writer, artist, home repair person, interior designer, builder, jewelry maker, plumber, electrician, housekeeper, cheerleader, motivational speaker, babysitter, dog-owner, and ministry leader.

Well, I realize that the last probably should have been first….

But look.

All of those things require bouts with a computer!

Literally ALL of them.

Can you imagine how many user names and passwords that entails? I’m sure you can, because surely you wear a few different hats in your own hectic life.

Why do I have to remember so many things?

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Allison Divine
Allison Divine

Written by Allison Divine

A maximalist in art and writing, I believe in embracing who you are! Email: allison@pinkhairandpajamabottoms.com Website: pinkhairandpajamabottoms.com

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