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Random Nonsense I Found in a Notebook That Was Too Good Not to Publish

I looked at her and said, “You’re not a horrible person. You’re just not a very good one.”

Too bad I didn’t have the good sense to stop there.

Nope. I kept going, as if the words on my tongue were suddenly free from their self-imposed bondage.

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“I have all kinds of faith that if you hang around me long enough, some of my natural coolness is bound to jump on you and make you at least decent — something a little past ‘vomit in your eye disgusting’ and leaning more toward “aggravating but tolerable’.”

Of course, the last thing I wanted was for her to hang around me any more than she already did.

I’m reasonably sure a bolt of lightning barely missed me as soon as I got those words out of my mouth. It didn’t seem to matter. I felt better for having said them anyway, as if a big weight had suddenly been lifted off my life!

I decided to just go ahead and pray that God really did have a sense of humor.